Minnesota Vikings @ Philadelphia Eagles - 12/28/10

"he just pounded that thing in there"

Minnesota Vikings @ Philadelphia Eagles - 12/28/10

"I can tell you I've seen a lot of bouncing balls"

San Diego Chargers @ Cincinatti Bengals - 12/26/10

"it's hard to find good tight ends"

Tennessee Titans @ Kansas City Chiefs - 12/26/10

"and Kerry Collins still finds a tight hole to stick it in!"

Tennessee Titans @ Kansas City Chiefs - 12/26/10

"just a little too short, that can sometimes happen on a cold day"

Tennessee Titans @ Kansas City Chiefs - 12/26/10

"every week it seems like another big tight end comes in"

Dallas Cowgirls @ Arizona Cardinals - 12/25/10

"well we've talked about his size, he's a big man"

Maaco bowl Las Vegas - 12/22/10

"who is basically eying him up the whole way"

Atlanta Falcons @ Seattle Seahawks - 12/19/10

"deep in his own end" 

Kansas City Chiefs @ St. Louis Rams - 12/19/10

"he saw this huge hole!"

Kansas City Chiefs @ St. Louis Rams - 12/19/10

"and Cassel was just drilled by Chris Long right in the bread basket, and that's a very fragile breadbasket"

Kansas City Chiefs @ St. Louis Rams - 12/19/10

"Eric Berry, laying the wood, that was double wood!" 

Humanitarian Bowl - 12'/18/10

"biggest hole for him to run through today"

Humanitarian Bowl - 12'/18/10

"beat us with the past, cause we're gonna overload this box"

Baltimore Ravens @ Houston Texans - 12/13/10

"Pollard has taken up residence in Flacco's face"

Baltimore Ravens @ Houston Texans - 12/13/10

"great penetration"

Baltimore Ravens @ Houston Texans - 12/13/10

"that's two hundred pounds of manchild right there jaws"

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"and he squeezes it in"

Baltimore Ravens @ Houston Texans - 12/13/10

"take a look at Andre Johnson here get doubled and then you are gonna see Jacobe Jones get over the top"

Baltimore Ravens @ Houston Texans - 12/13/10

"and he was stroking his ball"

Baltimore Ravens @ Houston Texans - 12/13/10

"takin a double for his teammate" 

Minnesota Vikings @ New York Giants - 12/13/10

"trying to force it into Camarillo"

Philadelphia Eagles @ Dallas Cowgirls - 12/12/10

"I was reminded of Jimmy Johnson"

Philadelphia Eagles @ Dallas Cowgirls - 12/12/10

"shoot the gap right down the middle"

Philadelphia Eagles @ Dallas Cowgirls - 12/12/10

"we've seen a lot of balls come off his hand's this season"

Kansas City Chiefs @ San Diego Chargers - 12/12/10

"if you're not gonna get it off, you gotta get it off"

Kansas City Chiefs @ San Diego Chargers - 12/12/10

"he's draped all over Dwayne Bowe"

Kansas City Chiefs @ San Diego Chargers - 12/12/10

"plugging the hole"

Oakland Raiders @ Jacksonville Jaguars - 12/12/10

"Jennings is really hitting the hole, with an explosion"

Cincinnati Bengals @ Pittsburgh Steelers - 12/12/10

"Johnson comes in from behind"

Indianapolis Colts @ Tennessee Titans - 12/09/10

"he goes hard and brings it into him"

Indianapolis Colts @ Tennessee Titans - 12/09/10

"jam him inside"

Indianapolis Colts @ Tennessee Titans - 12/09/10

"it's so tough down there cause you feel like you can jam a guy and lock him up"

Indianapolis Colts @ Tennessee Titans - 12/09/10

"Manning avoided the sack"

New York Jets @ New England Patriots - 12/06/10

"i love these two young tight ends"

New York Jets @ New England Patriots - 12/06/10

"good ball skills"

New York Jets @ New England Patriots - 12/06/10

"Mark kinda pushed it right through Ladainian's pocket"

New York Jets @ New England Patriots - 12/06/10

"been playing too deep in man to man underneath"

New York Jets @ New England Patriots - 12/06/10

"back to back sacks"

New York Jets @ New England Patriots - 12/06/10

"those two guys are gonna go at it, all night long"

New York Jets @ New England Patriots - 12/06/10

"excellent job by Mankins in the hole" 

New York Jets @ New England Patriots - 12/06/10

"hand it off to Ladainan Tomlinson and pick a hole"

Oakland Raiders @ San Diego Chargers - 12/05/10

"a huge hole"

Denver Donkeys @ Kansas City Chiefs - 12/05/10

"Jamal Charles bangs it"

Denver Donkeys @ Kansas City Chiefs - 12/05/10

"and Grankowski needs some help getting off"

Buffalo Bills @ Minnesota Vikings - 12/05/10

"boy was he drilled from behind"

Houston Texans @ Philadelphia Eagles - 12/02/10

"plenty of time to look at what he wants to, good double teams, no penetration"

Houston Texans @ Philadelphia Eagles - 12/02/10

"it's big man on big man"

San Francisco 49er's @ Arizona Cardinals - 11/29/10

"a lot of flesh right there"

San Francisco 49er's @ Arizona Cardinals - 11/29/10

"get a man on a man on a man"

Kansas City Chiefs @ Seattle Seahawks - 11/28/10

"just a big hole for Matt Hasselbeck" 

Kansas City Chiefs @ Seattle Seahawks - 11/28/10

"and he is a load" "yeah a load of 6'2" 265 pounds"

Kansas City Chiefs @ Seattle Seahawks - 11/28/10

"and  just watch Jamal Charles blow up inside" 

Kansas City Chiefs @ Seattle Seahawks - 11/28/10

"nice job, they really worked that tight end" 

Oklahoma @ Oklahoma State - 11/27/10

"there is 12 men on the field, I don't believe they got them off"

Arizona Wildcats @ Oregon Ducks - 11/26/10

"getting penetration into the backfield, and making him go a little bit sideways"

Arizona Wildcats @ Oregon Ducks - 11/26/10

"they've moved out of their own end"

Arizona Wildcats @ Oregon Ducks - 11/26/10

"wet ball might have something to do with it"

Auburn @ Alabama - 11/26/10

"he goes right backdoor and makes the play"

Cincinnati Bengals @ New York Jets - 11/25/10

"they brought pressure inside"

Cincinnati Bengals @ New York Jets - 11/25/10

"he knew he would have pressure inside and he was going to be man to man on the outside"

Cincinnati Bengals @ New York Jets - 11/25/10

"you get his hands on you and you're not going anywhere"

New Orleans Saints @ Dallas Cowboys - 11/25/10

"that's a lot of plastic bangin right there"

New Orleans Saints @ Dallas Cowboys - 11/25/10

"it's bush, Reggie Bush"

New Orleans Saints @ Dallas Cowboys - 11/25/10

"he's got big hands and he's used to doing it"

Kansas City Chiefs - 11/25/10 Happy Thanksgiving

Mike Vrabel - "the best part of the meal is the canned cranberry sauce.  Nothing fancy, just right out of the can.  You know, The Log"

New England Patriots @ Detroit Lions - 11/25/10 Happy Thanksgiving!

"of course offensive linemen, they like to show you how much they can pound down"

New England Patriots @ Detroit Lions - 11/25/10 Happy Thanksgiving!

"when we saw Tom last night, some happy guys up in there in the room"

New England Patriots @ Detroit Lions - 11/25/10 Happy Thanksgiving!

"can they hang in there and grind it out for 60 minutes"

New England Patriots @ Detroit Lions - 11/25/10 Happy Thanksgiving!

"cause Brady goes up top with a nice grab"

New England Patriots @ Detroit Lions - 11/25/10 Happy Thanksgiving!

"Kyle Arrington waits too long to come up and get into Calvin Johnson"

Denver Donkeys @ San Diego Chargers - 11/22/10

"Paris Cox, goes deep"

Denver Donkeys @ San Diego Chargers - 11/22/10

"Kyle Orton works very hard at improving his deep ball"

New York Giants @ Philadelphia Eagles - 11/21/10

"you got everyone coming on this one"

Atlanta Falcons @ St. Louis Rams - 11/21/10

"three wide receivers are splitting the tight end as well" 

Atlanta Falcons @ St. Louis Rams - 11/21/10

"I can't believe how much you're sweating, we have to get you in shape" - "you're not right Sam"

Seattle Seahawks @ New Orleans Saints - 11/21/10

"well we've talked about the tight ends in this system, I expect to see a little bit more"

Arizona Cardinals @ Kansas City Chiefs - 11/21/10

"hey Mike I feel you man, it's just you and me baby"

Arizona Cardinals @ Kansas City Chiefs - 11/21/10

"wow, that's a big tight end right there" - Joe

Arizona Cardinals @ Kansas City Chiefs - 11/21/10

"trying to get the hot one to him"

Arizona Cardinals @ Kansas City Chiefs - 11/21/10

"a hot one inside"

Green Bay Packers @ Minnesota Vikings - 11/21/10

"there is no quote, the game was the joke" - me

Arizona Cardinals @ Kansas City Chiefs - 11/21/10

"Charles gets something he's always wanted, room around the outside"

Green Bay Packers @ Minnesota Vikings - 11/21/10

"they're coming with pressure"

Arkansas @ Mississippi State - 11/20/10

"the juice let loose"

Arkansas @ Mississippi State - 11/20/10

"while we're waiting, just a little fashion deal, i really like the black pants of the officials"

Arkansas @ Mississippi State - 11/20/10

"got his left arm out there, stuck it, then got his arm under it"

Missouri @ Iowa State - 11/20/10

"you talk about the lack of sacks, but there has been pressure"

Fresno State @ Boise State - 11/19/10

"and Titus Young gets a great score on the other end"

Fresno State @ Boise State - 11/19/10

"do you take the short guy or the deep guy, you always take the deep guy"

Fresno State @ Boise State - 11/19/10

"and Moore does a great job of getting rid of the ball to avoid the sack"

Funny or Die's - The 17 Greatest Sports Freeze Frames Ever

this is totally pertinent to this blog:  http://www.funnyordie.com/stories/1e2ba7b4dd/the-greatest-sports-freeze-frames-ever?=fbook

Philadelphia Eagles @ Washington Redskins - 11/15/10

"and the package continues to expand on Josh McDaniels"

Philadelphia Eagles @ Washington Redskins - 11/15/10

"watch the back attack the end, the end widens" 

Philadelphia Eagles @ Washington Redskins - 11/15/10

"he likes to penetrate, come off the ball, and be a disruptive force"

Philadelphia Eagles @ Washington Redskins - 11/15/10

"they like to use that maximum protection when they're going in deep"

New England Patriots @ Pittsburgh Steelers - 11/14/10

"he's got to get it up quickly tonight'

New England Patriots @ Pittsburgh Steelers - 11/14/10

"pretty nice job in the back end'

Saint Louis Rams @ San Francisco 49's - 11/14/10

"you're getting those guys breathing hard"

Kansas City Chiefs @ Denver Donkeys - 11/14/10

"look at that left hand as he gets it in, that's why he's one of the best"

Kansas City Chiefs @ Denver Donkeys - 11/14/10

"to fight through Chambers and get the ball out"

Kansas City Chiefs @ Denver Donkeys - 11/14/10

"nice coverage by Cox"

Kansas City Chiefs @ Denver Donkeys - 11/14/10

"going deep looking for Chambers"

Kansas City Chiefs @ Denver Donkeys - 11/14/10

"and not able to get it in"

Kansas City Chiefs @ Denver Donkeys - 11/14/10

"he needs to become a more healthy ball carrier"

Kansas City Chiefs @ Denver Donkeys - 11/14/10

"can't take sacks"

Kansas City Chiefs @ Denver Donkeys - 11/14/10

"and holding his backside as you can see"

Kansas City Chiefs @ Denver Donkeys - 11/14/10

"and Johnson had a phenomenal game"

Kansas City Chiefs @ Denver Donkeys - 11/14/10

"now Matt Cassel playin from behind"

Kansas City Chiefs @ Denver Donkeys - 11/14/10

"another GIGANTIC hole!"

Minnesota Vikings @ Chicago Bears - 11/14/10

"use my big fanny in the back there" 

Sunday NFL Countdown - 11/14/10

"he's red headed, he's slender, he's ivy league - but he's got a lot of Jimmy Johnson in him"

Oregon @ Cal - 11/13/10

"stalking, putting his body out there, throwing it around"

Prilosec Commercial - 11/13/10

"if you are out there and you're feeling burning, it's going to affect the way you play"

Oregon @ Cal - 11/13/10

"Trevor Gydon is the one that stuffed him in the middle"

San Diego State @ Texas Christian - 11/13/10

"don't get too many in the box to where you are exposed outside"

Oregon State Basketball Coach Quote - 11/13/10

"we play very well from behind"

Boise State @ University of Idaho - 11/12/10

"he had his man streaking"

Boise State @ University of Idaho - 11/12/10 personal quote

"terrible ball, no no not a good ball"

Axe commercial 11/12/10

"clean your balls" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bevJr3Ra84Q

Boise State @ University of Idaho - 11/12/10

"instant scoring"

Boise State @ University of Idaho - 11/12/10

"Taylor did a nice job of squeezing Johnson to the sideline" 

Boise State @ University of Idaho - 11/12/10

"up comes Johnson, with a proper angle, to come up with a short game"

Boise State @ University of Idaho - 11/12/10

"Boise needs to sit on that stuff and drive on it"

Boise State @ University of Idaho - 11/12/10

"able to connect to Johnson"

Boise State @ University of Idaho - 11/12/10

"there's whistles in the stands - please do not do that!"

Boise State @ University of Idaho - 11/12/10

"when you get caught up in all the trickeration and everything"

Boise State @ University of Idaho - 11/12/10

"Shilo Keo got a mouthful of Doug Martin"

Baltimore Ravens @ Atlanta Falcons - 11/11/10

"if you are a wide receiver and you are up there exposing yourself"

Baltimore Ravens @ Atlanta Falcons - 11/11/10

"that ball was in his hands"

Baltimore Ravens @ Atlanta Falcons - 11/11/10

"he's coming hard"

Baltimore Ravens @ Atlanta Falcons - 11/11/10 - Craftsman commercial

"delivering powerful tork, and greater control, in the tightest spaces"

Baltimore Ravens @ Atlanta Falcons - 11/11/10

"I don't think there is ever scoring too fast"

Baltimore Ravens @ Atlanta Falcons - 11/11/10

"the Falcons have been going man to man"

Baltimore Ravens @ Atlanta Falcons - 11/11/10

"a little bit of pounding going on with their big guy"

Baltimore Ravens @ Atlanta Falcons - 11/11/10

"I love his stroke" 

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cincinnati Bengals 11/08/10

"Roethlisberger back, big sack"

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cincinnati Bengals 11/08/10

"wrap the ball up with two hands"

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cincinnati Bengals 11/08/10

"if the Steelers can double Johnson all night long they can win inside"

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cincinnati Bengals 11/08/10

"he's got ball skills like a wide receiver"

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cincinnati Bengals 11/08/10

"and he will bring that wood when he hits you"

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Oakland Raiders - 111/07/10

"everyone know the raiders like the man to man"

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Raiders 11/07/10

"they practice weekly with a wet ball"

Minnesota Vikings & Arizona Cardinals - 11/07/10

"ball security, that's one thing they have today"

Minnesota Vikings & Arizona Cardinals - 11/07/10

"and he should be in and deep"

Minnesota Vikings & Arizona Cardinals - 11/07/10

"he was lucky to not have that intercepted deep in his end"

Sunday NFL Countdown

"who better to know how to go deep in the nfl than those who did it and those who did it best"

Oklahoma University @ Texas A&M - 11/06/10

"Beavers all access"

Oklahoma University @ Texas A&M - 11/06/10

"Jones lookin to go deep"

Oregon State vs. UCLA - 11/06/10

"you wanna get penetration in the middle and try to get your hands up"

Oregon State vs. UCLA - 11/06/10

"he really wants to go on the backside"

Alabama vs. LSU - 11/06/10

"once you let a guy 6'4" get inside, you're dead"

Alabama vs. LSU - 11/06/10

"well I'm very surprised, Patrick Peterson allowed Julio Jones to get inside of him"

Boise State vs. Hawaii - 11/06/10

"a little saltiness on the field right now"

Indianapolis Colts vs. Houston Texans 11/01/10

"just an incredible, intuitive sack"

Indianapolis Colts vs. Houston Texans 11/01/10

"that's a matchup you like going down the hole"

Indianapolis Colts vs. Houston Texans 11/01/10

"got if off and got it through"

Indianapolis Colts vs. Houston Texans 11/01/10

"he goes after your throat, he goes deep"

Indianapolis Colts vs. Houston Texans 11/01/10

"but he opens up a hole for one of his teammates" 

Indianapolis Colts vs. Houston Texans 11/01/10

"and when it comes to ball handling, i think he's the best in the world"

Minnesota Vikings & New England Patriots - 10/31/10

"and Brady pitchin a tent back there"

Minnesota Vikings & New England Patriots - 10/31/10

"you talk about protection in the pocket"

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Buffalo Bills - 10/31/10

"man can this guy burst through the hole" 

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Buffalo Bills - 10/31/10

"he came up hard, and I don't think he got enough"

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Buffalo Bills - 10/31/10

"they're used to have great tight ends"

New York Giants vs. Dallas Cowgirls - 10/25/10

"Eli has found the holes and exploited them"

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Jacksonville Jaguars - 10/24/10

"after the review on the play, the (BLEEP) on the field is a touchdown"

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Jacksonville Jaguars - 10/24/10

"did a nice job on the back end"

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Jacksonville Jaguars - 10/24/10

"they give it to Charles who has a nice hole up the middle"

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Jacksonville Jaguars - 10/24/10

"every coach on the staff right now of Kansas City wants a piece of Dexter McCluster"

Alabama vs. Tennessee - 10/23/10

"one of the reasons they like to give the ball to him so deep is because he has great vision"

Jacksonville Jaguars & Tennessee Titans 10/18/10

"that's a loaded box if there ever was one"

Jacksonville Jaguars & Tennessee Titans 10/18/10

"when you have Chris Johnson in the back field, you are gonna get 8 or 9 in the box"

Jacksonville Jaguars & Tennessee Titans 10/18/10

"it's a revolving door in the back end of this team's defense"

Indianapolis Colts vs. Washington Redskins 10/17/10

"look at the pushin there, anytime you plant one deep"

Minnesota Vikings vs Dallas Cowboys 10/17/10

"he's givin out gloves he's givin out balls"

Minnesota Vikings vs Dallas Cowboys 10/17/10

"he wasn't able to get quite enough of keith brooking"

Minnesota Vikings vs Dallas Cowboys 10/17/10 My best quote of the day

"it was buried in his ass, how could that be anyone's ball?"

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Houston Texans 10/17/10 Joe's best quote of the day

"yeah but there's like 12 Johnson's in every game"

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Houston Texans 10/17/10

"matt schaub flingin it out of his hand just so he doesn't have to take the sack"

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Houston Texans 10/17/10 Joe's best quote of the day

"YEAH! he's got a wide hole!"

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Houston Texans 10/17/10

"punt em down deep into their own end"

Wisconsin vs. Ohio State 10/16/10

"they're opening some big holes up"

South Florida @ West Virginia 10/14/10

"i'm not sure why USF goes hard and goes man to man out here opening up the opportunity for the big ball"

Kansas State @ Kansas 10/14/10

"gotta get two hands on it when the big fella is rippin it outta there"

Kansas State @ Kansas 10/14/10

"you can't fall away and be kick'n attem like you're in some type of kung fu class"

Minnesota Vikings & New York Jets 10/11/10

"again you can't change the balls, you gotta deal with a wet ball in this situation"

my personal football quote of the night, Minnesota Vikings & New York Jets 10/11/10

"Brett's so crescent fresh, super cress at best"

Minnesota Vikings & New York Jets 10/11/10

"Brad Childress wants to use him all over the football field"

Tennessee Titans and Dallas Cowgirls 10/10/10

"its Johnson over the top"

Boise State vs Toledo Rockets 10/09/10

"and they're doing it with four men"

Boise State vs Toledo Rockets 10/09/10

"Toledo Rockets are really good off the tip"

Kansas State and Nebraska quote 10/07/10

"Get up in the hole, you get up in there and you go"

Chicago Bears - New York Giants - 10/03/10 quote

"Tom Coughlin has always preached ball security"

Chicago Bears - New York Giants - 10/03/10 quote

"and you can see him coming from behind, strip, strip, strip, fumble"

Chicago Bears - New York Giants - 10/03/10 quote

"then you are starting to see some of the power package here"

football quote about Jay Cutler of Chicago Bears 10/03/10

"I'm almost more comfortable throwing in strange positions"

Tony Dungy's quote of the night re: Chicago Bears and New York Giants

"warning to you defensive backs out there, there's gonna be some balls that come deep"

ITT tech commercial - quote of the night 10/02/10

"I don't know how he handles all the balls he has to juggle"

tonight's hot football quotes! - stanford & university of oregon

"Kenny Rowe with a huge sack"

tonight's hot football quotes! Boise State University vs New Mexico State University

so you know I love football quotes here are tonights hot football quotes 10/02/10 Boise State University @ New Mexico State University:

football quote: 

"But if you're Chris Peterson there he's thinking they've got two balls there, right in their hands"

2nd football quote of the night: "a lot of penetration there it is again, that was some penetration"

3rd football quote of the night, "I thought he did a great job with his hands"